T Shirt From Istanbul

[Colin Davidson]

You could have ironed the T-shirt before you took a photo of it!!!

[Vicar]

Iron? What is this iron thing you speak about?
Isn't that what they get out of the ground?
Maybe it is a severe talking to, I remember my father always said he was going to iron me out.
Then again I thought my name was Jesus until I went to school. My father would say things like Jesus Margret look what he has done now, or Jesus Christ look what you are doing.